Smiths DiscoPlease
Please can we
Please can we go
to the smiths disco
everyone will be there
and i'll choose what to wear
about 4 weeks before
on the corner of fairfield street
where the ladies of the night tend to meet
if i'm not there i'll be at the bank near platform 11
soon be in heaven.
And you take your cliqué discos where the girls get dressed
up to the nines then down on their knees,
and give you what you please but I'm not in to that
have you seen the company in with which you're sat?
I will see peter g, rob and shaw
make it three
and i'll make 4
stumble through the door
in an entirely embarrassing fashion
And you take your cliqué discos where the girls get dressed
up to the nines then down on their knees,
and give you what you please but I'm afraid that's not for me.
Que sera sera
Please
Please can we
Please can we go
to the smiths disco
everyone will be there
and i'll choose what to wear
about 4 weeks before
Trying Too Hard Too ScoreI have 3 different versions of this and the lyrics are different on all of them, this is the oldest version i have i think.
He thought he was better than most
and he pissed all over the holy ghost
he never had to pay on the night oh no
it doesn't matter 'cause he's trying too hard to score
He was cocky and he was cool
A better looker than some f**k*r in his secondray school
We used to idolise him but not anymore
did you see him...
Recognised me wherever he went
Compliments were thrown but they were never meant
did you see him on the old dance floor
what was that?
Trying too hard to score.
