Get the Courteeners Onto The Forum!

[cal]

good stuff

[scruff]

Why are the dead so grateful, how can Zombies make tunes
Do Inspiral Carpets mean you have twisted people in the rooms
How come The Stones still roll, when obviously so square
Did Journey ever get anywhere?

Do U2 split into pairs to describe each other?
Do R.E.M ever get a good nights sleep
Are the Happy Monday's sad at weekends
Can Talking Heads actually speak?

Is James called Jim?, Is Kubb a bear? Is Oasis really there.
Is Blur clear to you?, did Pulp get mashed? Where there differences in The Clash?
Arent the Super Furry Animals actually human not furry
And do Sex Pistols go off in a hurry?

Do Stone Roses ever need watering?
Is Morrissey's name really Smith and do Muse have thoughts of him?
Can I wear my Morning Jacket at night?
And can an Orchestra ever really play when lit by electric lights?

Do Green Day ever have blue days?
Do Radiohead think about TV?
Will the Delays ever turn up on time
Will The Coral get lost at sea?

Will Clap Your Hands ever say no?
Or The Charlatans prove not to be real
Would a kiss from the Flaming Lips set your heart on fire
Is Nirvana the place you would feel

Would you court tina David Platt?
Dont answer that!

[ChrisECB]

what a load of bollocks that is

hahaha

[fastfuse]

f**k**g hell!!! Whatever 'scruff' was on it kicked right in when he turned his PC on!!! ;D

Just out of curiosity which David Platt? The second rate Soap Character or second rate footballer??

[Fergal]

thats mad haha
"How come The Stones still roll, when obviously so square
Did Journey ever get anywhere? " class lol
and i think its the second rate soap star, cos his bird is called tina, well not as of last night

[joanna]

Yes my money is on 2nd rate soap star.

[joanna]

g said:

nah family first i can't stitch him up! he's a good lad. i will say that from what i have seen with people coming up to him and stuff is never hold back cos you don't want to bother him or anything, he's always made up when people talk to him about his music. i think all the talent in the family went his way though, i couldn't play an instrument or sing if my life depended on it....!

I met the Band in Middlesbrough Arena in Feb. Had a photo or two with Liam, He seemed a really nice lad and seemed genuinely touched that we had made the journey from Chadderton. Was an ace night rough driving home the day after like. Anyway Liam if you do read this I hope you enjoyed my boyfs pint, Your round next!! See you in Sheffield. But Hopefully HMV first.

[apparentlyso]

A collection of dull structures under unbroken clouds?
Living beneath them, assumed silent crowds?
A collection of damp, grime and of uneasy vibes?
According to stereotypes and the laziest scribes
A collection of caricature, they condescend
Hampered by being found at the north end?
A collection of anoraks and clichéd attitudes?
What can you expect at this latitude?

But how does that equate to this city of dance?
A location for feeling and unchecked romance
Stitched with cotton and trade revolution
A cultural base of evolution
A feeling for now and what came before
A feeling for tomorrow, still producing more

A city of thinking, politics under lead
The city of Emily and Karl and of Fred
A history of struggle by those who knew
And they all fall down at Peterloo
A history of union and challenging the norm
A culture of rejecting robotic conform

The city of Nijinsky, Law, Best and their heirs
Owned by the people regardless of shares
One hundred thousand Pistols at the Free Trade Hall
The same number in Barca and on Blackburn’s hill for football
Roses in Blackpool and the Isle of Spike
The corner of Whitworth St, the sound of the night

A palace amongst a quarter of change
A recovered centre now rearranged
A race to our music whatever the Venue
First choice if your 5th or placed 42
So step on for this black and white town
Ask how high when you sit down

Have no anger when you look back at tomorrow
Be there whatever cos it’ll soon be now
Roll with it without fear if you wanna be adored
Don’t be deceived by atmospheres of fool’s gold
This city of ours, its place in our hearts
Its spirit lasting long after it’s torn us apart

[Fergal]

thats brilliant that
dunno if this is another incarnation of "scruf" or not but its quality none the less...should start a poetry bit on here actaully

[scruff]

Will someone write something humourous
These threads are so numerous
of slashed wrist, and clenched fist and tumours or us.

Write something funny, write to make me laugh
Dont write me off or slash your wrists in the bath
Then come on this forum and pour out your misery
If I want that I'll watch opera in Italy
Seriously, your boring the shit out of me

How long can you stare into your soul
Before life passes you by and your sat on the dole
saying "f*ck I wished i'd gone out lived life and earned money"
Instead of writing these bad poems that are anything but funny
And your fridge is all empty and you've been dumped yet again
There's poems in you now okay, real misery, but you cant afford a pen

So make me laugh make me dance
make me forget Chemical Romance
Say something witty, say something bold
Just dont sit in the sun wishing it was cold
Dont sit in the rain in the middle of summer
Pouring words from your heart that belong to another
Remind me of John Cooper Clarke
Dont sit under the spotlight praying for dark.

My name is Scruff, dont tutor me, dont nueter me, just fucking humour me

[fastfuse]

I can't write poetry..I have trouble spelling it...I think we need to roll out the big guns for Caligula/Scruff

'CAN SOMEONE GET 'STE' PLEASE, HE'S NEEDED??'

[palmermcfc]

shit hot poems tbh especially dylanesque and pro evo on the other forum, not really read many of em though.

don't go scowering the internet for him though eh keep it on a low, coldplay poets corner wont want 500 generic replies a post by a load of scene kids

also who is apparantlyso? immense poem aswell

[h10pas]

was that diss towards my chemical romance? bravo sir, bravo.

[scruff]

h10pas said:

was that diss towards my chemical romance? bravo sir, bravo.

double meaning of a line.

yes it refers to moaning bastards who write 6th lyrics in the style of said band, but it also refers to wanting something real and not relationships held together by anything other than the relationship itself, ie drugs.

[Cardinals of Langley]

scruff said:

My name is Scruff, dont tutor me, dont nueter me, just f**k**g humour me

haha can just imagine scruff coming out with this last line during one of these type things: uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gm7ZovCwYe8

These poems on this page ouze quality. The one by apparentlyso reminds me abit of some of Mike Duff's stuff(..s)